Findings:
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Those who can't do, teach
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- Ghosts Can't Do It
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- You Can't Do That on Television
- Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
- Things one should do while naked
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- What to do when your brakes fail
- What You do While I Slumber
- The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- In deep basements and dark halls, feigning sleep with one eye open, the Void waits
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- why I think I can't do anything
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- How to scream when no one is looking
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I'm in one of those moods again
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- you can't do it alone
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Where I go when I masturbate
- How long do babies sleep?
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Do Not Worry Little One
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- What do you see when you look up?
- Do Androids Sleep With Electric Sheep?
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- How Do You Sleep?
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- it's just one of those nights..
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Just One Of Those Days
- one who sleeps with mothers
- I was one of those girls
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- One learns the most when teaching others
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- How not to faint when you can't move
- when one of us woke early
- one learns the most when losing
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- When you just can't win
- I can't do that, Dave
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- The one song I can't stand listening to
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- When you cut yourself shaving
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
- What to do with those annoying random instant messages
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- See one, do one, teach one
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- One of those days
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
- The further adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- The adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
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