Findings:

• Newbie Rant
• Rant swallowed by the EDB
• turbo newbie
• The Book of Rant - Second State
• Alain Jourgensen's live "Stigmata" rants
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Paintball Lessons for the Newbie
• Rant (user)
• Ranters and their rants
• Oh, Look, A Newbie! (e2poll)
• T.A.Z.: Communique #11: Special Holiday Season Food Issue Rant: Turn Off the Lite!
• Richmond rant
• Newbie Patrol (e2poll)
• The Everything Rant Contest
• newbie
• Rant in E-Minor
• Same-sex marriage
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• My First Rant
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• New Physics Rant
• hacking newbie
• Rant (The Dark Side of the Node)
• Navy Newbie Jokes
• Rant of the Junkie
• newbie (user)
• When science questions itself (a rant)
• Newbie nodes
• Rabbit Rants (user)
• Hermetic's Rant: Offensive Behavior
• newbie flag
• The Book of Rant
• rant
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• uppity newbie
• The Book of Rant - Full Form

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