This is my acceptance speech for The Everything Rant Contest.

I am thrilled.

When I first saw Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell, I jumped at the chance to Rant against crappy cover versions by idiot pop micro-stars. It has been my lifelong dream to debase as many pop musicians as possible, so this was a once in a lifetime opprotunity.

I would like to thank Nate and Dem bones for making this all possible.

I would like to thank my editor Sensei for his omnipotent sense of typos.

I want to thank MoJoe for believing in me and supporting me throughout this long process.

Most of all I would like to thank you, the noders, that voted for my rant.

Thank you all, and good night.

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