Findings:

• September has such a feeling
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• no such word as small
• No Such Agency (user)
• The pretty girl has no friends
• time has no meaning here
• MY life has no carrot
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• No such thing as a bad day
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• The Web That Has No Weaver
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• No such animal
• There's no such thing as normal
• hate has no home here
• There is no such thing as society
• There's no such thing as a free beer
• There is no such thing as color
• No Son of Mine
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• There is no goddamn thing such as a succinct sonnet
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• God has no free will
• A community without shame has no future
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• No one has died
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
• Science Has No Morals
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A double-edged sword has no point
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• No such luck
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• Misery always has an Audience
• No Such Place
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• There is No Such Thing As an Opinion: A Letter
• There is no such thing as writer's block for writers whose standards are low enough.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• There is no such thing as a love story
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• No Such Thing As A Fish
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• gomame no ha gishiri
• Windows XP easter eggs
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the hottest it has ever been
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Elvis has left the building
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Your hair has turned white
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 911 has an automated response
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• She still has my Borges book
• Death has entered my life once more
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• ha oto shelanu
• Plastic Has Memory
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• feline allergies
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• ba shana ha ba'a
• jo ha kyu
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.

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