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"I will create (A'bra) as I speak (k'Dabra)."
I'm sure there's a story in here somewhere...
- The Day I Tried to Live
- March 20, 2003
- April 2, 2003
- April 8, 2003
- April 17, 2003
- April 18, 2003
- April 24, 2003
- May 27, 2003
- June 11, 2003
- You look gay
- July 8, 2003
- July 12, 2003
- July 24, 2003
- July 31, 2003
- August 8, 2003
- August 13, 2003
- September 16, 2003
- January 26, 2004
- April 20, 2004
- July 31, 2004
- March 10, 2005
- March 13, 2005
- March 15, 2005
- March 26, 2005
- March 28, 2005
- April 1, 2005
- April 3, 2005
- May 25, 2005
- May 27, 2005
- May 28, 2005
- June 25, 2005
- September 2, 2005
- September 13, 2005
- September 24, 2005
- October 1, 2005
- October 4, 2005
- October 15, 2005
- November 23, 2005
- February 26, 2006
- April 5, 2006
- May 26, 2006
- A man walks into a bar...
- July 30, 2006
- August 6, 2006
- September 7, 2006
- September 17, 2006
- November 24, 2006
- December 9, 2006
- February 12, 2007
- February 13, 2007
- February 15, 2007
- February 17, 2007
Catbox Catastrophe
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I don't know anything outside of what is inside me
and that, too, is dim and confused.
I imagine a cloud somewhere
and that's where the answers lie.
They always lie, answers.
DejaMorgana: Oh, crap. I've just discovered an unforgiveable plot hole in Episode IX of the Land Before Time. Now it's going to annoy me every time I see or hear it (which is about three times a week).
Eco: Yes, well, this world is a vale of tears for anyone who demands strict accuracy in movies about talking dinosaurs.
dannye : Put on the DVD of Bad Santa. Turn the sound down. Put Beck's "Lost Cause" on the CD player and hit "repeat". Sit there for 103 minutes with a 9 mm on the table. See if you can make it.
Simulacron3 : I gave up on drugs when I discovered pain. Pain is the thing for those sufficiently advanced.
bipolarbear God life would be so much easier if we all spelt anaemia the same way *sigh*
Glowing Fish Yes, I've always thought, that is my definition of an easy life.
artman2003 At the top of my scratchpad is probably my first attempt here, maybe anywhere, at a sad story. I normally do humour. I want to make sure that it's not over the top, that people actually will think it's funny. Like just about the saddest story ever.
artman2003 I worry that people reading it familiar with my usual shit will sit there waiting for a punchline.
TheDeadGuy You mean, your fans?
TheDeadGuy Do you feel you've been typecast here by an unforgiving readership addicted to familiarity and opposed to fresh voices?
Jet-Poop I'll have you know slapping people like a bitch is a perfectly legitimate way to handle disputes. ;)
and all is quiet...
♠ C O M E D Y ♠
I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up ♦ The Ruination of Britney Spears ♦ Plastic Jesus ♦ The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's! ♦ What the hell is Grimace, anyway? ♦ The Little Library Of Sexual Positions ♦ Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey ♦ Humorous Writings of E2 ♦ A response to horse porn ♦ Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism ♦ Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism ♦ They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended! ♦ The USA has fucked up priorities ♦ This isn't a fairy tale ♦ For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
♠ I N F O R M A T I V E ♠
5-Meo-DIPT ♦ How to Write Bad Poetry ♦ How to write lyrics ♦ Hemingway's Perfect Bloody Mary ♦ How to have an out of body experience ♦ II-V-I progression ♦ The Everything Guide to Guitar Chords ♦ Winemaking ♦ Google syntax ♦ 100 Greatest American Films ♦ 100 Best Movies You've Never Heard Of ♦ How to have an out of body experience ♦ Block Elements ♦ Paradoxes of Islamic Fundamentalism ♦ cognitive dissonance ♦ Automobile engine troubleshooting ♦ the good drug guide ♦ Craps ♦ Cookery ♦ Full text works in Everything ♦ logo design ♦ How to build a character in fiction ♦ Geek's guide to working out
♠ D A M N C O O L ♠
The end of Zen ♦ Zen morning laugh ♦ American alcoholic writer stereotype ♦ You are not special. You will die here, too. ♦ Jennifer screams ♦ HATEDOME ♦ So this one-legged man walks into a bar ♦ How To Speak Poetry ♦ You talk so much and say so little ♦ Ten reasons to believe in God ♦ The night I saw a man get his head blown off ♦ It was one of the worst things I have ever done ♦ Consumer quantum mechanics ♦ The sexuality and marital status of Jesus ♦ I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch ♦ Weird sex with strange people ♦ I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse ♦ How did I get here, Sarah? ♦ Lifetimes are catching up with me ♦ Fish have no concept of fire ♦ strip club ♦ We'll drink cheap wine and watch for shooting stars ♦ When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome. ♦ When you sell a cigarette for a quarter ♦ One ♦ Michael Crichton, Ted Scambos, and the Battle Against Scientific Stupidity ♦ Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen. ♦ Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja. ♦ I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
♠ E 2 ♠
What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands ♦ Advanced Everything2 the Role Playing Game ♦ The Content Rescue Team : Nodes ♦ Noding speedometer ♦ Favorite Everything Quotes ♦ Honor Roll and you ♦ Your Nodeshells ♦ Punch Thyself ♦ Everything Document Directory ♦ April Trolls Day ♦ E2 Clique Application Form ♦ E2 FAQ: Online Community Dynamics
♠ 2 0 1 2 ♠
Terence McKenna ♦ Concrescence ♦ DMT ♦ timewave theory ♦ 2012 ♦ The Invisible Landscape ♦ technology singularity ♦ Omega Point ♦ Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space ♦ Plato's Theory of Recollection ♦ I know when the world will end ♦ Alien Dreamtime ♦ I Ching ♦ Alfred North Whitehead ♦ Everything I-Ching ♦ Cosmic Trigger
HUMANITY IS NOTHING LESS THAN EVOLUTION BECOME CONSCIOUS OF ITSELF
a poet's gun. it should be serious as lead.
a piece heavy to lift, but irresponsible, and black,
black as the syphilis on lucifer's cock.
Actually, I just use ascrobic's zen theme these days. It's quite good, check it out.
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