Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "like the guy in a Doctor Who cold opening where he says who's there and the monster nabs him"

• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Guys who wear skirts
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Doctor Who
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Who are wise in love, love most, say least
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• In God we trust? Who says?
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• Who puts what where?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Doctor Who Is Now Trans
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Doctor Who (category)
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He who controls the past controls the future
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Doctor Who Stories (category)
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• Who Will Be There
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Who Goes There?
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Pandeism and the world of Doctor Who
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• There is none like unto Him
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Those who hunt monsters
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Hello? Who's There?
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Who what when where why & how
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Doctor Who - The Children in Need Special 2005
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Doctor Who - The New Series
• Doctor Who: The Weeping Angel of Mons
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Half-sour pickle
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• funny fat guy who dies
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Helping people cheat
• To Him Who Waits
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• he who (user)
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• He Who Is Death
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• The Knights Who say Ni!
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Who's There?
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Who says violence solves nothing?
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• if he's not here, then where?
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• He Looked Like the Summer
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• he's like someone living in a dream
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I think he only loves the world for him.

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