Findings:

• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• How to get a girl's attention
• Rape committed by women
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Can we all just get along?
• Can't we all just get along?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Trying To Get It Unwound
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• You just don't get it
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• Are you trying to get skin cancer?
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• attention span
• Attention
• All attention is good attention.
• short attention span
• Attention deficit disorder
• My experiment in not paying attention to numbers
• love vs. my attention span
• medical attention
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• How to attract the attention of wait staff
• attention economy
• Attention Slut
• attention unit
• Attention Scum
• Attention seeker
• hunger for attention
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Phylactery of Monstrous Attention
• Attention has been paid
• Treatment options for Attention Deficit Disorder
• Attention Conservation Notice
• The unfortunate attentions of Mr. Guntherson
• Attention must be paid
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• Dialogues you can use to draw attention to your muscular arms
• Driving without due care and attention
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Fire's attention
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• I am the question. Unanswered. Demanding attention
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• if you're not paying attention, you're lost
• some boys need a little more attention
• All you need is attention and ...
• Get over it
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get my groove on
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• Get hit with the blocks
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• get mine
• get off
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• good reasons to get an education
• Get off the shed
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• How to get rid of a cold
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it

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