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2
Good reasons to get decapitated
(
idea
)
by
ariels
Mon May 08 2000 at 8:15:22
Great
out of body experience
.
Can eat as much as you like, no fear of
indigestion
,
artery hardening
, or anything, really.
"
Cold turkey
" cure for
Everything addiction
.
Excuse for buying a
wearable computer
.
Can commit
murder
s with no fear of being
hang
ed.
Can easily hide in a
small box
when they come to get you.
"Hey! How'd a
gal
with a
body like yours
like to go out with a
guy
with a
head
like mine?"
This
writeup
has been brought to you by the
Nodeshell demolition team
.
printable version
chaos
People are basically stupid
Beating someone severely
vampirism is mathematically impossible
Nearly Headless Nick
Ode to a boastful king
decapitation
How to get mugged
Templeton
The Big Lebowski
lethal injection
How the US failed in China
Blood eagle
revolving door
Favorite Everything quotes
noose
Prince Albert
Bowl
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