Findings:

• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• People just expect things from me
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• So help me God
• Get back to me
• Can't we all just get along?
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Can we all just get along?
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Just Me (user)
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• it's just me (user)
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Please please please let me get what I want
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Help me help you
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• She just looks at me
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Where to get help with Linux
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Rape committed by women
• Get it off me!
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• It's just a goddamned piece of paper.
• god help me
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• lord help me, for i am weak
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Help Me, Daddy
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Just Let Me Breathe
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• just hold me, and let me weep
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• What Playboy taught me just now
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Koji Gets His Wish
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• (Come get me).
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• You just don't get it
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• can you get enough of me?
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Please help me!
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• You say you want to help me
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• help me (user)
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Just call me fluffy
• He just left his body
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Just don't expect me to understand
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Gravity really gets me down
• get off me

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