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• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• How Do You Want Me?
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Let me dream if I want to
• February wants me dead
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• you affect me in invisible ways
• Women want me when I'm taken
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you like me?
• I want you inside me
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Love me the way that I love you
• She only wants me for tech support
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Do you know me?
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Listen to me!
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I like you; do you like me?
• They don't touch me the same way
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• She only wants me for sex
• They Don't Want Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• What you do to me
• You know you want me, baby!
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• When you want me and how you want me
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• want me like time
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Red Dwarf insulted me
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• People listen to me? WTF
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• You Do Something To Me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• They want me for a focus group!
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• You say you want to help me
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I Want You to Want Me
• What Do I Do With Me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• The Devil made me do it
• Wake me up if you still want me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The full moon made me do it
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I wanted you to want me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• the way you don't look at me
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Do you think it's me?
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• The Internet made me do it
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Why Do You Love Me?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Follow me if you want to know.
• I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
• You want me to become what?
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I want your hands on me
• Fuck me harder
• me
• Where do you want to go today?
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Quincy, M.E.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• take me away
• Free to Be, You and Me
• bite me
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• how far do you want to go?
• -Me- (user)
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• So Sue Me
• What Me Worry (user)
• love me
• It's not you, it's me
• /me
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.

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