Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Decide to clean yourself up
• edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
• Stoned music memories
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• So you don't have to
• To really mess things up takes a machine
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don’t give up the ship!
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't have to remember my name
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You don't have any real problems
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• you don't have to do this
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Mess up
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Don't give up your day job
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't have a television set
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Don't mess with Texas
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't think the sun was up
• I don't have the time
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• People have fucked up before
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Baptist jokes
• Don't give up
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• because I have given up any care
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• good clean fun
• Mr. Clean
• Clean laundry breeds confidence
• eight-bit clean
• squeaky clean grocery store teens
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• clean guitar
• Mr. Clean vs. Mattress Giant
• clean food
• Clean food with no poop
• If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
• Mr. Clean (user)
• How to clean a paintbrush
• Clean to scream
• Embrace the smooth, clean animal mind
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Cleaning silver
• Mr. Clean? Too empathetic. We need a bomb.
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• Kiss Each Other Clean
• Sweet as a Pickle, Clean as a Pig
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• Color Me Clean

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