Findings:

• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Falling in love with your best friend
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• Best Friends Forever
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• For sale: my dreams. Price: a living wage, or best offer.
• Best friend
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Is love a verb or a noun?
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• Man's best friend
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• On a former best friend
• The day my best friend cried
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• What Germans do best
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Some of my best friends are
• im da best (user)
• America: love it, or leave it
• Is it love or infatuation?
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• Pestering the suicidal won't bring your loved ones back
• Beauty with love, false or true
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Love, Lust or Loneliness?
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• Best Friend (user)
• a letter to my best friend
• brandys best friend (user)
• losing a friend to love
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Recommend to a Friend or a Colleague
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Round Steak: Best steak or bestest steak?
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to find your new best friend
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• My best friend, Josh
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm Not In Love
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• best friends
• Some of my best friends are...
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Dating your best friend
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• You, standing
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
• To love and lose or not at all?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• If you really loved me
• My best dead friend
• boys i loved (more or less)
• Love it or hate it
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Some of my best friends are djs
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• Best of Friends
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• Why you're my best friend.
• to my best friend
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• A book has always been my best friend
• Sex with your best friend
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• We were never really friends
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Falling out of love with friends
• A Boy's Best Friend
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm looking for a friend
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• My Best Friend's Sister
• Being married to your best friend
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm falling in love with you
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• I'm Really Into Techno
• Brainy people make the best friends
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm not old enough to love you
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• My gay best friend
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• Friday, I'm in love
• I'm fine no really
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• For Love or Money
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
• Best friends, for awhile
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing

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