Findings:
- Be a model or just look like one
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Looks Just Like the Sun
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- This castle looks a lot like the old one
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Be different, just like everyone else
- Just to see what it would be like
- Look siad me Be like me
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How to be a troll
- What it's like to be in love
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Be cool in college
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to be a street musician
- I never thought it would be like this
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- I just want to be friends
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- To be or not to be
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- She must be what cocaine is like
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Be there or be square
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How To Be Funny
- How to be a badass
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- How to be a geek
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- How to be a terrible customer
- Automobile tire pressure
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Mind without body
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- How the Sun Came to Be
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Just be home in time for supper
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Rebeca Martinez
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- How to Be Alone
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Or at least it used to be
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- How to be a lardass
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Hot pursuit
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- No one can be in two places at once
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- How to be invisible
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a good customer
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- How to be telekinetic
- How to be a fuck-up
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- What is it like to be a bat?
- How to be an asshole
- lost, or trying to be
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- how to be a friend
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- There can be only one
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- How to be anonymous
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- How the Moon Came to Be
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- How To Be Good
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- I must die or be better
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- All we need is just to be
- How to be a good evil villain
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
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