Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "he strikes me as the sort of person I would have thrown out of the room"

• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• he would have laughed
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have cried
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Bernie would have won
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I would like to have emotions
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Surely he would remember this
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• you would have been
• Dogs that have owned me
• It could have been me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• You stole what they would have given you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• What pornos would have us believe
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Could you have danced with me?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Have One On Me
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• tell me what you have in your heart
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• He's been places they have not.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He Hate Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He brings me books like flowers
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Finding out you have cancer
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• You have no power over me
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• How to have an out of body experience
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Things video games have taught me
• You have your work cut out for you
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• i have to get out
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You, standing
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• you have me at a disadvantage
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?

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