Findings:

• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• The glass is half full and half empty
• The glass is half full
• Knowledge can never be certain
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Marks which will never be broken
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Any song can be a love song
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• TV can be a good thing
• We Can Be Together
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• No one can be in two places at once
• Short can be good! (document)
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• It can be cold in the dark
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• You can never get away from yourself
• The glass is always completely full
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• murder can be fun
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• A glass jar full of marbles
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• we can all just be around other people
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• No one can be totally logical
• Why procrastination can be productive
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Cars Can Be Blue
• Never be the first to let go
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• What a kiss can be
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• I'll never be the other woman
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Something I Can Never Have
• You can never really escape the fire
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Things never were what they used to be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• you never can tell with bees
• I never thought it would be like this
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Can we still be friends?
• Exes can be good things
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• This poem can be put off no longer
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• for now this is the best that can be done
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• why you should never be a referee
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• What can be better than that?
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• nodeshells that you might think could never be satisfactorily filled
• Clouds drifting in front of the half full moon
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• There will never be another you
• A dying playground can be Eden
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• You can never go home again
• I never bend what I can break
• The glass is full.
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• It will never be just you
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Home I'll never be
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again

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