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(thing) by Jet-Poop (3.1 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:54:04

Mankind's ultimate tool in the war against insects. More precise than a shoe, more environmentally friendly than bug spray, more fun and satisfying than waving your arms at them, the flyswatter works against any pest, including flies, hornets, roaches, crickets, spiders, and coworkers...but not against the dreaded Goliath beetle of Western Samoa or the horrifying Big Wacky Moth of Minnesota. For them, you better just hit 'em with a waffle iron.

(thing) by bane221 (3.8 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu Oct 17 2002 at 20:06:57

Flyswatter was the first release by Blink 182 under the name Blink with no official label. Recorded in 1994, it originally released as a demo tape with eight tracks. This collection is extremely hard to find due to the poor quality and quantity produced. Overall, though I am a huge Blink 182 fan, this thing sucks. You can hear the unevolved first incarnation sound of Blink 182 that pinnacled, in my opinion, with the release of Dude Ranch.

1. Reebok Commercial
2. Time
3. Red Skies
4. Alone
5. Point of View
6. Malboro Man
7. The Longest Line
8. Freak Scene

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fly swatter Submit to me, you evil fly! debugger waffle iron
Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me Take Off Your Pants And Jacket Ya shoulda killed me last year Then I poked him in his sunburn
Goliath beetle The tulip and the badger demo Blink 182
Dude Ranch Danny Kaye Buddha gadzooks
Eels flies Tool
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