I've had it!

This buggery fly is really starting to piss me off! Flying around my reception @ work, coming close to my face, as if to mock me.

All I want is to quietly sit here writing, reading, passing the time - and here is Mr. Fly buzzing about as if he owns the place.

I keep a rolled up magazine nearby in hopes of catching it and swatting it's body into

splat!

He's been here (on the 29th floor of a building, must have come in through the elevator following some stinky person) since yesterday.

Most bugs I won't kill, I like spiders, ants, hell even centipedes - but flies, fruitflies, cockroaches, horseflies, I wouldn't think twice about gruesomely murdering.

Submit to me, you evil fly!


update: the fly is dead.

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