Findings:

• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• The entire point of being an adult
• The reason being
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• Beings of pure energy
• World of Being
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• On being a college radio DJ
• The fun of being miserable...or not
• Yet another guide to being cool
• being my own contemporary
• The entire past has inevitably led to my creation
• CD vs. vinyl
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Reasons to Oppose the World Trade Organization
• Is lying about the reason for war an impeachable offense?
• Love Without Reason
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Being short
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• being true to your nature
• Being a man
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• On being popular
• History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• we lived entire summers after midnight
• there is a reason for the presence of water on my desk
• Reason for the Season
• Reasons men shop for clothes
• Top 10 Reasons to elect Giant Squid
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• 'Cause is a reason
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• The Joys of Being a Negro
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Being J.D. Salinger (Vonnegut Style)
• About Being Different
• Looking Forward to Being Attacked
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• good reasons to get an education
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
• Reason #47: Like Dawn with 4,000 subtle shades of red, you are inspiration
• Reason and Rhetoric in Milton's The Tenure of Kings and The Ready and Easy Way
• Enemies of Reason
• 10 perfectly good reasons not to exorcise
• Are You Being Served?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Perils of being too good at your job
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The benefits of being single
• Being both black and white
• The joys of being jailbait
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• living being
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• No good reason whatsoever
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• Did not arrive (no reason)
• What reasons do you need
• Human being emulator
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• The Wild Colonials
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Physical beings having a spiritual experience
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• You, a human being. I, a robot.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Being the last to fall asleep
• reason
• three reasons
• Reason/Reaction
• Useless Boots of Reason
• Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Being an artist warps the mind
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• on being hit by lightning
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• It's Lonely Being Only
• You Are Being Lied To
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I was me before being me was cool.
• on being nice
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• good reasons to hate someone
• Reasons to read books
• Reasons for Theater
• The real reason the Kyoto Treaty wasn't signed
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• Top 10 reasons why I prefer attending funerals over weddings
• being close to another person
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• You Are Not Being Fair
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• being doored
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• On Not Being Bob Dylan
• On Not Being Bob Dylan (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• The tyranny and ingratitude of the entire goddamn world
• Memories are meant to fade : They're designed that way for a reason
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• Why the four is marked in red on Chinese dice
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• The curse of being named Tim
• On being the Older Woman
• Being Involved
• On Being the one who goes away
• The Audio of Being
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• On being sane in insane places
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• babies being born without brains
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Rule of Reason
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• several reasons why i still can't talk to my mother:
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• On being the first person to finish a test
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Being a mime
• Ruminations on being lost in a foreign country as a young boy
• Being Julia
• play at a game of constantly being wrong with a priceless set of vocabularies
• The Pains of Being Pure At Heart
• Does being nocturnal cause brain damage?
• Being In The World
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• Reasons you should take up guitar
• A Woman's Reason
• A house of laughing for no reason
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Appeal To Reason
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• When you are being sacrificed
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it

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