Findings:

• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Stoned music memories
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• So you don't have to
• Cats don't have brakes
• You don't have any real problems
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• A reason to drink
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• No, I don't have channel 11
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I don't have the time
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't have a television set
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Decide to clean yourself up
• Decided
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• I decided to kill myself
• Veronika decides to die
• I decided I'd take a nap first
• How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Don't piss here
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't feed the bears
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right

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