Findings:

• don't rely on us to get you high
• Stoned music memories
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I often get drunk in my basement
• get drunk
• How to get kinda-sorta high
• You just don't get it
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't want to get over you
• Rape committed by women
• You don't get a song
• I get high on Jesus
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• emotions others don't get to see
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• How to lose weight and get a flat stomach
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• When I Get Low I Get High
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't get it
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Get drunk on History
• Music to get drunk to
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Get it on
• An angel gets its wings
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• Get hit with the blocks
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get a valentine
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Get In Shape Girl
• get
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Get out the crying towel
• Get around
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• get a wiggle on
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Can we all just get along?
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Jack Gets Up
• it gets thick
• Get a load of
• Get off the nut
• Get Real
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Get off the gun
• get mine
• Get on the Bus
• Craving a smoke
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• Get a life!
• Get off the shed
• Get rich quick
• You can't get there from here
• The drugs get you ready
• The early bird gets the worm
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• As Good as it Gets
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• get well card
• How to get it
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get hours
• Get hit with
• get a clue
• Get under the bed
• Get it up
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• get off
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Get a real computer!
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• The Get Along Gang
• good reasons to get an education
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a cold
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• empty stomach and full bladder
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get over it
• You get what you pay for
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• I never get mail
• Get my groove on
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• get with the program
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get Smart
• Get used to it
• Let's Get Killed
• Get a bit chopped
• 15 will get you 20
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Get your rocks off
• Get hip
• Get the finger put on
• Get a tail
• Get a fat lip
• Get a break

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