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• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• The tattoo phenomenon
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• you have perfect teeth
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• It doesn't get any better than this
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• because I have given up any care
• You don't have any real problems
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• What We Have Known
• Texas Teeth
• Summer Teeth
• Press any key to continue
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• I can quit any time I want
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I have no hair
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Lord, have mercy
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• In the time you have
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• worse things have happened to better people
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• baby teeth
• scarce as hen's teeth
• Any song can be a love song
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• The song that doesn't end
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I really have to do you now
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Questions we will never have answers to
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• It could have been me
• How to "Have People"
• You don't have to remember my name
• I should have danced with you
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• We have standards AND pants
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Does the sun have a mother?
• The Skin of Our Teeth
• Whose teeth are those, Bill?
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Any Mouse (user)
• No time of any kind
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• just to have some human contact
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Can I have a light?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I have glimpses that are novels
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Have you ever thought

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