Findings:
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Schrödinger killed his cat
- The monk and his cat
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- No Bobolink -- reverse His Singing
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Johnny Cash with His Hot and Blue Guitar
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- up his own arse
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- Giving a cat oral medication
- waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
- I cried in his arms
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- His version was better
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Cowboy BeBop at his computer
- no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Her hips made waves against his shore
- Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
- Forgetting his life away
- Innocent contact with his flesh
- His Royal Highness
- Pinocchio and his girlfriend
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- the moile with the clocks in his window
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
- The Brazier and His Dog
- too big for his britches
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- Pascal on his deathbed
- Von Kempelen and his Discovery
- His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- I went to visit his grave
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- The Little Boy and his Dogs
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- EDB reads his Message Inbox
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- A Boy and His Dog
- His hips know the original dance
- A Boy and His Blob
- The Man and His Wife
- His Name Is Alive
- Let the earth hear his voice
- To His Coy Mistress
- God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
- The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
- The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
- The Fisherman and his Soul
- His Flames Are Joys
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Requiem for What's His Name
- Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- Sokath, his eyes uncovered
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- To Each His Own
- His Fraudulency
- His Desire
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- The General in his Labyrinth
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- Touch the Hem of His Garment
- de Molay recanted his confession
- drop a piano on his head
- Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- The Eagle and His Captor
- Johnny Got His Gun
- An Irish Airman foresees his Death
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
- His 'N' Hers
- Toward his impossible light
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
- If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
- Kissing a man all over his face
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Bless his Heart
- How Pac-Man got his name
- i like his madness
- My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
- how Wiener found his way home
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- and then his words silenced my noisy thought
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
- And in His Brave Court
- lawnjart spills his guts to the press
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- Spike Jones and his City Slickers
- How the King Changed His Mind
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- He flops over and bonks his head
- His Dark Materials
- His Toniness
- Picked his bones in whispers
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- Spinning in his grave
- On His Blindness
- The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
- The Fisherman and His Nets
- His girlfriend
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- his
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Driver
- Atom and His Package
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
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