Findings:

• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Boys will be boys
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Who Will Be There
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• only then will we be safe from each other
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of nenja.
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• The next life will be better
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Marks which will never be broken
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You will be assimilated
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The Revolution will be televised
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The revolution will not be televised
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Be your own man
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• may their names be sung forever
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I will always be weird inside
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Boys Be...
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• it would be hilarious if only
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Boys Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The Man Who Would Be King
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• The end will be a sellout
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• My life may no longer be my own
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Hot pursuit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Information cannot be owned
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• If it be your will
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Someday, I will be strong
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• play dumb
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• I will always be in the details
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Will I cease to be
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• I fear I will be nothing
• There can be only one
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Will I be given that chance?
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• There will never be another you
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Boys, be ambitious!
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away

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