Findings:

• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• European condom marketing methods never cease to amaze
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I have never felt more alive
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• you have never been safe
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• love like you've never been hurt
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Using a command line
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Something I Can Never Have
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• The days of wonder have come at last
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I Have Never Known a World
• Sore throat cure
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I think that I shall never see
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I have never
• Will I cease to be
• Cease, then, being Emperor
• Cease Fire
• Cease and desist
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Justice and piety have vanished
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Sally guests I have known
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• The fields, so vast and golden and brimming with untold wonder
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?

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