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• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• not entirely unlike X
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Love cookies
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I almost had to wait
• But who codes the coders?
• Butt weld
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Beware of finding a Jesus entirely congenial to you
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Almost Summer
• There is no god but God
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• equal but opposite
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• executed but never exposed
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Butt Memorial Bridge
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• High school can kill you
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Everything but the kitchen sink
• Droopy Butt Begone!
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Almost broke the rules
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt crack of dawn
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• I almost did it
• Almost!
• Everything But the Girl
• cigarette butt
• But what are they really thinking?
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• scarred but sexy (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Pages, almost completely torn
• butt log
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• A reddish glow is clearly visisble all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Almost Too Much
• We almost lost Detroit
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• butt
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• always morning, but never breakfast
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• Orgasms exist entirely in your head
• How unlike tomatoes your testicles hang
• Almost Free Software
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• Good from far, but far from good
• Straight but not Narrow
• Yard Butt
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Boston Butt
• America's social security is anything but secure
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Finite but unbounded
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• ain't nothin' but a family thing
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break

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