Findings:
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- The Word Made Flesh
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- It was always about words
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- Most used English words
- At that time I was taken up with alchemy
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- Discordianism in the ranks of the the Cabal That Doesn't Exist
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Man Was Made to Mourn
- As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- Before the World was Made
- I have made up a name for my disease
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- God probably doesn't exist
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- Looking up a word by its definition
- It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- When our word was iron
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- All the most sexual curse words contain the letter U
- Infinity Doesn't Exist
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
- made up of wires
- This is an old tradition that I just made up
- I was a homeless bum
- Flesh Made Word
- The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- This node was made for you and me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
- They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
- I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
- word up
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- It was not death, for I stood up
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- wrapped up tight in my distress. My words are muffled
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- I don't think the sun was up
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- and with that, the final word was written
- Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- The twelve words of power
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- doesn't
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
- TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- This doesn't change anything, right?
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Spring doesn't care about you at all
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- SOY doesn't make you strong?
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- Truth doesn't need to shout
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- the keyboard doesn't judge me
- If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
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