Findings:

• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i just want to know who i am
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• I have just been shot
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Speak roughly to your little boy
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Pro Wrestling Tropes and Life as a Little Boy
• Little boy smell
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• Penis size and impregnation
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• You, standing
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• The Best Little Boy in the World
• Little Dutch Boy
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• The Boy Who Destroyed the World
• Why I want to have children
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Little Boy
• Little Boy Blue
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I want to have known
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• The Little Boy Lost
• a boy who flew
• The Boy who Went to the North Wind and Demanded the Flour Back
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• the boy who cried cheesecake
• To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
• Her hair, tangled
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• The Little Black Boy
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• For God's sake, just have another election
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Know your pets
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Actors who have played Hitler
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Little Wooden Boy
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• The boy who spoke with the sky
• The Story of the Bad Little Boy
• The boy with just a head and a burlap sack for a body
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• What are little boys made of?
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• The Young Boys Who Met Trolls in Hedal Forest
• What becomes of the little boys?
• The Pastor and the Little Boy
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• The Ugly Little Boy
• A Little Boy Lost
• Prayer of the little Soviet boy
• to an east coast boy who went west
• some boys need a little more attention
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The Man Who Wrote Danny Boy
• The Boy Who Loved Anne Frank
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• blondes have more fun
• I want to have your abortion
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• The boy who cried censorship
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Type A blood
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Using a command line
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• just to have some human contact
• People want what they cannot have
• Just for Fun
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I have a Little Dreidel
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him

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