Findings:

• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• attempt
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.
• My first comet
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
• New England: A Puritan attempt at a Model Society
• attempted murder
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
• The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• An attempt at a heavy metal themed bodice ripper
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• United States Presidential assassination attempts
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• First wave ska music
• First contact
• our first time
• First Amendment
• first place
• First Lady
• first
• First Aid
• First past the post
• The First Third
• First Post
• first generation of elementary particles
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• First person
• The first time
• first at-bat
• The first node
• first base
• First Foundation
• first lieutenant
• first down
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• First baseman
• America First
• first date
• First Manassas
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When I first met you
• halfway house for my name first
• First World
• First kiss
• First node on everything
• Double first
• Newton's First Law of Motion
• The First Man
• First edition
• The first truth-value logic computer
• True At First Light
• Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
• I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery
• First date in history
• Never be the first to let go
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• My First Absolution!
• Mahler Symphony No. 1
• My First Exorcism
• Who's on first?
• First Age
• Love at first sight
• The Universe always gets the first move
• first cousin
• first category
• Always for the first time
• Since feeling is first
• The very first computer bug
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• there's a first time for everything
• first draft
• X-Men: First Appearances
• the first person "you"
• my first poem
• The First Three Minutes
• Right of the First Knight
• My first experience with opium
• First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Star Wars first draft
• First day of school
• First Union Center
• Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
• Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
• Mariner:Part the First
• first crossword puzzle
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• first exposure
• first impression
• the first thought of Zarathustra
• Great first lines
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Star Trek: First Contact
• First Line, Last Line
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• to a first approximation
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Who made the first bread?
• First Crusade
• The first beer of the morning
• Wilderness First Responder
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• First Punic War
• first class
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• The First of the Microbe Hunters
• Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary
• First class Titanic passengers
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• Shitty first drafts
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• uncaused first causer
• first ring
• First Great Eastern
• First Great Western
• First North Western
• first isomorphism theorem
• proof of the first isomorphism theorem
• The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
• The Story of the First Calender, Son of a King
• The First Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• First Commandment of Piloting
• Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
• If at first you don't succeed
• first cause argument
• Stealth first person shooter
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• My First Sony
• First rule of comedy
• The gun in the first act goes off in the third
• The First State
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• First Impact

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