Findings:

• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• The man is bringing me down
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Bring Me to Life
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Perceive me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• bear with me
• graveyards make me wet
• its me (user)
• let me know who you are now.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• smell me (user)
• Pick Me, Pic Me, Pick Me, Pick Me Not
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• Office me
• blame me
• Blow me Sideways on Thursdays: Male Psyche in the Era of Feminism
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• It's not me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• me
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• talk to me not the computer
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• What is wrong with me?
• Just don't expect me to understand
• What the rocks taught me
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• Me Chinese
• Be gentle with me
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Somebody Loves Me
• Strangers talk to me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• bowl me over
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Call Me Princess
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• create me
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• Could you have danced with me?
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Me and Will
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Color Me Badd
• Me Hearties (user)
• all your faults in me
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• And it makes me wonder
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• hurt me more (user)
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Stop killing me now
• Why Do You Love Me?
• mirna is me (user)
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I don't owe you sympathy. You owed it to her.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• You're not the boss of me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Feigning smiles for me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Fuck me
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• customers don't trust me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Holidays that matter to me
• Lean on Me
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Call me Fish Meal
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Do you like me?
• She Loves Me
• Why tell me that?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Angry Man is Following Me
• My Thermos talks to me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• You tell me this is God?
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Canta per me
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• nobody will let me start a country
• a new me (user)
• This sea is killing me
• Lie With Me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Steak and Blowjob Day
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you make me think of death
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• stop calling me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• treat me like a woman
• Submit to me, you evil fly!
• tell me the truth
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Tell me another lie

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