Findings:

• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• A reason to drink
• don't throw good money after bad
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• kids grow up too fast
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Don’t give up the ship!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Done up like a kipper
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Like walking straight into a mindfield.
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Don't give up
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• If you don't like it, leave
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• love like you don't need the money
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• We like to stay up late at night
• Sit Down. Stand Up.
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• like coming up for air
• You take up too much space
• these streets are too straight for your video game heart
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• bad weather is like rape
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• I don't like the drugs
• I don't think I like love
• You don't SIT IN the traffic jam; you ARE the traffic jam
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Don't give up your day job
• Work like you don't need the money
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't like grass
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't think the sun was up
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• It's like you don't carrot all
• We get tangled up like wires
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• I like to take up space
• sit like a house on fire
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Too loud to pick up that flinch.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• straight up
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I Don't Like Mondays
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I don't see like you
• Too Bad
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't like my smile
• Rape committed by women
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't like moving.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i don't like christmas
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I like you too
• I'd like some dreams too
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• Bad math teacher
• Bad kisser

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