A standard 90s comeback to anyone who seems offended or surprised by a story they just heard, or a statement you have made.

Especially useful if the person understands irony.

First person:"Eww, I can't believe that a guy would go out with a girl in a wheelchair just to say he had done it."

Second person: "Hmm, you make that sound like a bad thing."

This is another example of the "not that that's a bad thing," school of sarcasm ...

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