Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You can switch off/smash/shoot/hack or in other ways avoid Television, Computers and Radio"

• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• Somewhere or Other
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Seven words you can never say on television
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• trick or can
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Our way or the highway
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• We nod our approvals in other ways
• are you helping? or are you in the way?
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• or the way oranges arrange themselves in a box
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• Your smoking can harm others
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Seven words you can say on television
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• we can all just be around other people
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• September has such a feeling
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• the best way to sit at and use your computer
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• No Computer Stands in My Way
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Can computers think?
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• When writers use Latin
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• any way, shape or form
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Sunday brunch lines and other ways to starve
• Look the other way
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Avoid the Noid
• Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• How to avoid photo radar tickets
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• Avoid product placement in writeups
• Avoid generalization
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
• How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
• Why security experts avoid implementing
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• How to avoid eviction
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
• Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
• Surviving to avoid being alive
• Be all that you can be
• Six Ways to Sunday
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• You can eat sushi
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Ski piss
• Kick The Can
• Trash can basketball

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