Findings:
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- There can be only one
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- Hitler has only got one ball
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- Each one has their own story
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- On a scale from one to...
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Life. Get one. (user)
- One letter can make all the difference
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
- Somewhere there is one who remembers.
- An enemy is one who reacts
- Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
- The words no one can find
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- One long June I came down from the trees
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Get one's goat
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
- No one gets out of this life alive
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
- There is only one season in Houston
- Who Knows One?
- One who knows does not speak
- Famous people with only one testicle
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- No One Knows Who I Am
- The Only Ones
- the only one (user)
- We only eat the stupid ones
- the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
- The Good Ones From Inside
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
- One man can make a difference
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- from Brooklyn to Okinawa: letter one
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Let's get just one thing straight
- much later, probably one whole minute has passed
- Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
- I always wanted to get married one day
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- No one has died
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- You can never get away from yourself
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- There is only ONE God
- on being the only one in a restaurant
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Words that only have one context
- one and only (user)
- On Being the one who goes away
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Who is Number One?
- The ones who watch
- There is likely no one left who remembers
- unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- In space, no one can hear you scream
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Ski piss
- All Powers from One Division
- One should expect as much from a machine
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- No one can be totally logical
- The Doctor is the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment
- Dry bones can harm no one
- From one single idea, everything appeared here
- One Impulse from a Vernal Wood
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- One Step from Eden
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- The Library Book
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- No One Gets Left Behind
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- I hold you where no one else can go
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- No one can be in two places at once
- old books can tell more than one story
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- There is only one electron
- one who sleeps with mothers
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
- One Night Only
- The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
- Two men enter, one man leaves
- Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part one
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