Findings:

• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• He has redefined me, again and again
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• 911 has an automated response
• Music Has the Right to Children
• Morning Has Broken
• My dog has been stolen
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• ha ha only serious
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• ha oto shelanu
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• God has no free will
• Satan has your nose
• The Universe said, Ha!
• Dumb Ways to Die
• Experience has made me bitter
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Evolution has never been observed
• Each one has their own story
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• ba shana ha ba'a
• feline allergies
• How to find something which has been lost
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Ha
• Water has negative calories
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Life has its course
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• September has such a feeling
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• ne mo ha mo nai
• gomame no ha gishiri
• She still has my Borges book
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• Plastic Has Memory
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• jo ha kyu
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Pop has eaten itself
• Hoo-ha
• Has
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Something inside has died
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• great things he has taught us
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• MY life has no carrot
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Yom Hashoah
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• The Eagle Has Landed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• Elvis has left the building
• Music need not be popular to be good
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• my body has taken over my thinking
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• She has trouble acting normal
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Where has the smoke gone?
• H.A. Rey
• Education has failed
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• Smoking has class
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• This year has flown
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Death has entered my life once more
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• A serious error has occurred
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• ha!
• Genius has its own etiquette
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Time Has Come Today
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• has the X nature
• the time has come
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• German grammar
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Life has more twists than a rope
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The Path Has Vanished
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• an nyong ha se yo
• My warranty has run out
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Naming Windows computers
• The etrix has you
• A community without shame has no future
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Your hair has turned white
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Everyone has an accent
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Has Your Soul Sipped?

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