Findings:

• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Codename: Kids Next Door
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• I walk around when I'm high
• When did the World get so old?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Stoned music memories
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Things to do when technology gets here
• when you walk with death
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• I'll get there when I get there
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• consoome product, then get excited for next product
• A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Girl Next Door
• You'll never get away with this!
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When we were little kids, running
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• The Next Karate Kid
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I've walked on the Moon barefoot.
• When sex hurts (Men)
• When having sex in Binary
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• The Boys Next Door
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• When I get like this
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• We get too tense when we drive
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Attack of the neighbors from next door!
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Get Up Kids
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• You'll never win anything with kids
• Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When having sex in Austria
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• When having sex in Germany
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• When I get mad I throw harder
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• next door
• When sex hurts (women)
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• The Cat Next Door
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When I Get Low I Get High
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• The Dead Next Door
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• When i woz a kid - I - Contraband
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• house next door
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Sex on the Moon
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• "girl next door' attractive personality
• When having sex in northern Norway
• How to break through the next locked door
• Walked in on you having sex
• When having sex in Poland
• When i woz a kid - II - infants
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• The House Next Door
• when the truth walks away, everybody stays
• Fire next door
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
• The Doors of Perception
• Door County, Wisconsin
• open door policy
• A Wind in the Door
• Shut Not Your Doors
• In Through the Out Door
• History of The Doors
• Sliding Doors
• Pictures of my parents' house taped on my fridge door
• How to Open a Door
• Why it's rude to open a door for a woman
• The Unspeakable Horror on the Restroom Door
• To Her Door
• Smoke Under The Door
• Cleansing the Doors of Perception
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Open Door
• Mr. Door
• Twelve mirrors and a locked door
• suicide doors
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• getting your doors welded shut
• Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning
• Open the pod bay door, HAL
• Out The Door And Into The Car
• refinishing an old door
• boss a man came to the door
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• Dear, there's a sphenisciform at the door
• sock on the door knob
• There Are Doors
• How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
• secret door
• door bars
• Quietly slam the door
• Your Heart's Door
• Bus door mechanism
• Klonoa: Door To Phantomile
• Six Sense Doors
• The Head on the Door
• door prize
• The Door in the Wall
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• The anti-insomnia powers of a 4 door with a large back seat
• doors of perception (user)

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