Findings:

• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Laundry should be free
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Why you should not be mean
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• I'll never be the other woman
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Should I be happy?
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• Children should be seen and not heard
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Home I'll never be
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Farmers' Market
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• I should be able to remember your face
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• No threat should be taken lightly
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• I'll be back
• You Should Be Sober
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I'll be your mirror
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• and i'll be bigger
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• I'll take care of him, Boss
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• I should be running in the sunshine
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• stupidity should be painful
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Things every child should be taught
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• I'll be your fantasy
• Automobile tire pressure
• Should I be sorry?
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Names that should never be given to important files
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• AI should be our top priority.
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Chalant should be a word!
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• What is and what should never be
• Food should not be luminous
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• I'll be
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Why should we be moral?
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• It should not be this complicated
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• How Should A Person Be?
• titles should be approached laterally
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• why you should never be a referee
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• This node should be filled with renga!
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed

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