Findings:

• Treatment of corporations
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• The beer is stronger than you think
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Original better than the sequel
• The Chord Is Mightier than the Sword
• Better Than Sex Cake
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• More than friends
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• I'm flier than a seagull
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• What I think Editor Powers are
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• What Do You Think's in the Burgers?
• Storms over the south, easing later
• greater than
• More evil than Satan himself
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Your enthralling radiance lights the way for those less lucid than you
• Listening with more than your ears
• worse than useless
• Cooler than the other side of the pillow
• Home surgery
• I cannot say I love you less than the stars
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• Taller Than a Building
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• think
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Do you think you could love me now?
• The Scarecrow Takes Time to Think
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• The feline ability to think objectively
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• who do you think you are?
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• Think b4 u talk (user)
• English History: Henry I's later years
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• Why cats are better than dogs
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Fear is stronger than pain
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• Rebeca Martinez
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• better than a living will
• Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• I think therefore I am
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• Hurry, think, grandma is dying
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• What the world thinks in 2002
• think of me now
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• cop you later
• for Ann Tsubota, a teacher still, thousands of pots later
• Much better than a piss test
• CD vs. vinyl
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Harder core than thou
• Faster than light
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Two heads are better than one
• Bigger than Himself
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
• when your anger and sadness are bigger than Canada
• far more reliable than the mercurial recollections of KGB defectors
• think off
• I think I am addicted to The Learning Channel
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Can computers think?
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Think a Story
• Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I think of Marriage as a Feast Table full of various Foods
• Later Han Dynasty
• Holier than thou
• Uses for Dildos other than the obvious
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• When I am stronger than now
• There were times better than this
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• also: younger than the sun
• Tickling is better than sex
• Think Different
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Do Make Say Think
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• I think about my answer
• I think, therefore χ.
• Drive now, talk later
• What are you doing later?
• play dumb
• A better model than the one at data general
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• n to the n is greater than n factorial squared
• Indigenous people are better than you
• More Than Human
• Remembering the future in a different way than we remember the past
• Heaven is hotter than Hell
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Beter than a living will
• There's nothing scarier than finding a microchip in your body
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Music need not be popular to be good
• They think I'm a god
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• trained not to think
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Saving gestures for later use
• we broke it in days, years later still broken
• old-schooler than thou
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Child support is more than just money
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• Your Latin is stronger than mine
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Scipio Africanus: Greater Than Napoleon

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