Findings:

• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• ender will save me (user)
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• nobody will let me start a country
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• fresh baked bread
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• May those who are born after me
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• So help me God
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• feline allergies
• who me (user)
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• My New York will die with me
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Bread Recipes Old
• The stranger who hates me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• Trouble Will Find Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Who Will Be There
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Help Me, Daddy
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Help me help you
• help me (user)
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• lord help me, for i am weak
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• If No One Will Love Me
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• god help me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• You will not remember me at all
• let me know who you are now.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• we're living in bread that's still being baked
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I Know Who Killed Me
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• who did this to me?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• You say you want to help me
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Who made the first bread?
• Helping a loved one with depression
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Help Me, Rhonda
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Please help me!
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Me and Will
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• God helps those who help themselves
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!

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