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• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Can we still be friends?
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• When I have female children
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• What can be better than that?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• My best friend, Josh
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Be all that you can be
• how to be a friend
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• A dying playground can be Eden
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Best friend
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Children can be cruel
• Valour can be brown
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Something I Can Never Have
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Falling in love with your best friend
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• you have to be kidding
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Darkness Be My Friend
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Trying to be friends
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• My best dead friend
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Best Friend (user)
• Let's just be friends
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We can be heroes
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Any song can be a love song
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• TV can be a good thing
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Kissing your best friend
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• It can be cold in the dark
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• We Can Be Together
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• murder can be fun
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• painting stars that have come to be
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• A Boy's Best Friend
• My gay best friend
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Can I have a light?
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Man's best friend
• best friends
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• No one can be totally logical
• Why procrastination can be productive
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Sex with your best friend
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Memories of my best friend
• Best friends, for awhile
• brandys best friend (user)
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• I just want to be friends
• No one can be in two places at once
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• When you know things are just meant to be
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Some of my best friends are
• Some of my best friends are djs
• I have lots of gay friends
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends

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