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• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• When I was Fair and Young
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• back when our blood was still warm
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When I was five
• When she was bad
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When you blow out like a dead star
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I Was a Boy
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I was ten years old
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• November 4, 1995
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When I was young
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When touch was simple
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I was 9
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I am dead, my dearest
• When I was your age
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I Was Cruel
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• When good code goes bad
• When it rains, it pours
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When glided in Porphyria
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• When I Read Shakespeare
• Slippery When Wet
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• And When I Die
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• We get too tense when we drive
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• When impressing friends with food
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• How to Smile when You are in Pain
• The Dead Milkmen
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Dead ringer
• dead weight
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Return of the Living Dead 3
• Dead Man's Party
• 1914 IV. The Dead
• Dick Laurent is dead
• the past is dead
• Squished tubers and dead bird: An orphans' Thanksgiving
• Dead Drop
• Orgy of the Dead
• Tombs of the Blind Dead
• Upon a Dead Man's Head
• Dining on the ashes of the dead
• The Walrus was Paul
• There was a young lady of Riga
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• She was steady
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Barnum was right
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• I wish I was a half of a two
• When I Die
• Strangers when we meet
• When I Read the Book
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• When it all comes together
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Where people go when people die
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Say When
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• good vs. well
• Happy When It Rains
• When Saturday Comes
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• When the Detail Lost its Freedom
• When the eye of day is shut
• When the lion feeds
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• Grateful Dead
• immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
• Deads
• wave a dead chicken
• dead code
• Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest
• Dead Man's Curve
• Sex with the Dead
• Dead or Alive 2

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