Findings:

• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I was five
• When she was bad
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• When I was ten years old
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When I Was a Boy
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When I am dead, my dearest
• November 4, 1995
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I was young
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When I was 9
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When touch was simple
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I Was Cruel
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I remember when all this was trees
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When I was your age
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I was Fair and Young
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When I Was a Babe
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When I Was A Baby
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• back when our blood was still warm
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Dead God
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
• Dead Voices on Air
• Two Dead Boys
• Epiphany: A Freudian Reading of Joyce's "The Dead"
• evolutionary dead end
• A boy, a girl, a big fat dead old lady
• Halls of the Dead
• Dead spine (user)
• Our eyes reflect the light of dead suns
• Letter to the mother of a dead friend
• Here Dead Lie We
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Your ex-lover is dead.
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• being a kid was great
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• this girl I was in love with
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Where's the kaboom?
• I was my mom for a while
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• When it's raining
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• When good code goes bad
• When it rains, it pours
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When glided in Porphyria
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• When I Read Shakespeare
• Slippery When Wet
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• And When I Die
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
• What to do when your brakes fail
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When the dragon is slain
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• When we two parted
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• What you need, when you need it
• Nietzsche is Dead

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