Findings:
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Now you do what they told ya
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Do you think you could love me now?
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Things I'll do now that he's gone
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- My first comet
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- every thing you do tells you something
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Why tell me that?
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Don't tell me everything
- Tell me a story about trains
- I like you; do you like me?
- How do ya like them apples?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- The Internet made me do it
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Do you know me?
- Yes me, right now
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Though you can tell me
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Now I understand what you tried to say to me
- when strangers tell me to smile
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Do you like me?
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- Do it now
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Do you think it's me?
- SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- Prison tough guy
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- tough guy
- do what now?
- Tell me a story about rains
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
- Nothing can stop me now
- MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Hear me now
- As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Tell me about your secret places
- Frilly putty in me now
- Tell me another lie
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Tell me about your faith
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- tell me the truth
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- You tell me this is God?
- Tell Me What
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
- This is my truth tell me yours
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- You Do Something To Me
- Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- The Devil made me do it
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- What Do I Do With Me
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- What guys do with their penis
- The full moon made me do it
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- Please do not bring me flowers
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Do Anything You Wanna Do
- What you do to me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- What do we do now, mother machine?
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- Why Do You Love Me?
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- How Do You Want Me?
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- Tell me a story about elephants
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Smile at guys, for me
- I Wanna Be The Guy
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
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