Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Unless you enjoy being on fire, never piss off a woman with a chemistry degree."

• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• A Woman Who Never Was
• You can never really escape the fire
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• You will never be a real woman
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• On being the Older Woman
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Being with an older woman
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• I'll never be the other woman
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Never piss off a ballerina
• Never underestimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
• What I have learned from being fired
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• On Being a Woman
• being
• human being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• The Importance of Being Earnest
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• The day I realized what being alive was
• you being in love
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The perks of being a wallflower
• On Being Human
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Perils of being too good at your job
• You Are Not Being Fair
• When you are being sacrificed
• not as good as being there
• Supreme Beings of Leisure
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Warrior's Woman
• being doored
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• Being a dickhead
• Toward a Psychology of Being
• Steps To Being a Webmaster
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• The Wild Colonials
• Being Involved
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Being born gay
• Being asked to sponsor
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On Being the Right Size
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Being licked to death by kittens
• For the Time Being
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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