Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Trufax: you're more likely to get trampled at a store's midnight opening on black Friday than while exiting a burning school."

• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• You're more than welcome
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Television does more than rot your brain
• More Human Than Human
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• If you are standing in boiling water, get to a liquor store, quickly.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• The Burning of the School
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• More than he was willing to give
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• More Than Human
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Much More than a Soup!
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• more dogs than bones
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• Traveling While Black
• Need to get out more
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Listening with more than your ears
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• More than meets the eye
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• While The Black Stars Burn
• How to get more out of Psi
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• burning the midnight oil
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• Men make more money than women
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• my life is more than this
• music means more than this
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Now more than ever
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• More than just a song
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Home surgery
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• Are some species more important than others?
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• More than sight
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• More honoured in the breach than the observance
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Why the sun shines more brightly than the moon
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• E2 Quest: More Than Walls
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• More than we bargained for
• more moxie than brains
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• librarians; mapmakers - fear more than papercuts
• So my dreams are more than real
• More than friends
• More Than A Carpenter
• More Than Toast
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• A black cat walking under a ladder and breaking a mirror on Friday the 13th
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• You know you're blacked out when...
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• How to get more donations for Everything
• hold the mayo... in your purse while wearing all black and a ski mask
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Life has more twists than a rope
• More evil than Satan himself
• More than dream?
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• Black Friday
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• It was more than perfect understanding
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• Child support is more than just money
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• more often than not
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• more than ashes
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• The Black School
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• More than a conqueror
• More Real Than Reality
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• old books can tell more than one story
• The Library Book
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• How to get chicks (black metal version)

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