Findings:
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- who has the demon?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
- I can has cheezburger?
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- September has such a feeling
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- He who has ears, let him hear
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- great things he has taught us
- You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
- Invest only money you can afford to lose.
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- Water has negative calories
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
- Why it has become easier to program a virus
- Your hair has turned white
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- The Path Has Vanished
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- ha!
- Let Everything That Has Breath
- my body has taken over my thinking
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- gomame no ha gishiri
- Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
- The etrix has you
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Hoo-ha
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- has the X nature
- Has
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- My warranty has run out
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- A community without shame has no future
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- The Eagle Has Fallen
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- 911 has an automated response
- coolio go home ha ha (user)
- My dog has been stolen
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- She still has my Borges book
- Love has everything to do with friendship
- ha oto shelanu
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Autumn has come invisibly
- ha ha only serious
- Pop has eaten itself
- The man who can fix anything
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- The Universe said, Ha!
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- Genius has its own etiquette
- Yom Hashoah
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- Experience has made me bitter
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- The Eagle Has Landed
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Naming Windows computers
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Canada has low self-esteem
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Elvis has left the building
- God has no free will
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- ne mo ha mo nai
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- shippai wa seiko no moto
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- Where has the smoke gone?
- H.A. Rey
- Education has failed
- She has trouble acting normal
- Each one has their own story
- This year has flown
- Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
- How to find something which has been lost
- "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Death has entered my life once more
- Chinese has three words for "river"
- Plastic Has Memory
- A serious error has occurred
- And youth is cruel and has no remorse
- Smoking has class
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Who can know it?
- Ha
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- the time has come
- Time Has Come Today
- Morning Has Broken
- Something inside has died
- MY life has no carrot
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- German grammar
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- Music Has the Right to Children
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- Life has its course
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Life has more twists than a rope
- Evolution has never been observed
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- an nyong ha se yo
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Everyone has an accent
- Santa Has Snow Blindness
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- the hottest it has ever been
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
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