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• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Protecting oneself, one protects others. Protecting others, one protects oneself
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• One Node to Rule Them All
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• One learns the most when teaching others
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I liked the one with the whales
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The Good Ones From Inside
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• The other people who hate war
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• it's the space between things that allows them to exist
• Fuck them all but the six
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa: letter one
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• One Step from Eden
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• You're never around when I need you
• Forgot one: Three of us is enough...it's the simple stuff I need.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• On a scale from one to...
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• One should expect as much from a machine
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
• Bringing them back from the dead
• One Impulse from a Vernal Wood
• Why I Hate Hockey: Part One
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• hiding your emotions is not the same as having control over them
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• Tell them I hate them!
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Be a model or just look like one
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• No One Sang Like Michael
• The Other One
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Love the one you don't need
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part One)
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• All Powers from One Division
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• The Doctor is the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
• One long June I came down from the trees
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• How do ya like them apples?
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• we can all just be around other people
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• if you slide them together, like this
• My aunt doesn't like them
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• but the worm ended up killing them too

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