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• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• A Man Needs To be Told
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I need to see you after class, young man!
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be your young sinner
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• There will be no more stories to read
• To do is to be
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The revolution will not be televised
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Marks which will never be broken
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will always be in the details
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• There is some place I need to be
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I will always be weird inside
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• The Revolution will be televised
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• There will never be another you
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The television will not be revolutionized
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The Man Who Would Be King
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The end will be a sellout
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Who Will Be There
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Be your own man
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The next life will be better
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• If it be your will
• You're too young to be so old
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• There will be time
• Will I cease to be
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• I fear I will be nothing
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Be a man
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Will I be given that chance?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• There need to be more powers
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The revolution will not be webcast
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• All we need is just to be
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I will be in my trailer!
• To be a young Australian
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters

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