Findings:

• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• General sexuality newsgroup
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They have no bones.
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Where Are They Now?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You stole what they would have given you
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Now you do what they told ya
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They could have saved Kevin
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• it is now safe to turn off your computer
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Now my computer system is alive
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They who monitor the Internet
• I really have to do you now
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• They Have a Word for It
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• They must have faces
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• computers have no feelings
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• People want what they cannot have
• They have taken enough
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Computers have no sense of time
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• A Computer Prayer
• computer rebates
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• kitchen appliances are computers too
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• Are you living in a computer simulation?
• adam the computer (user)
• Cooling a computer
• E6B flight computer
• Have you found Jesus?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have spent all night paging you
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• So you don't have to
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• You have no power over me
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• how many lines of code have you written?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I have glimpses that are novels
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• internet kiosk
• Warnings to fledgling Internet Developers
• The old abandoned Internet, off on the edge of town
• Life, death and Internet taxes
• Internet address
• Using multiple internet connections
• Internet Safety Tips
• Apocalypse Now
• The Clock of the Long Now
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• Now it was personal
• look now look again
• Now Hiring Losers
• Now hollow fires burn out to black
• Now Thank We All Our God
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• Eternity is now
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• They Live
• They mass produce plastic women
• They want me for a focus group!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Apple Computer
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• Your neighborhood Asian computer store
• The Day They Stole Brian Eno (document)
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• Computers as characters in Sci-Fi
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Why is my computer making that noise?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• A computer in every home and on every desk
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Computer Space
• Your computer has been cracked
• they say
• musicians starring in video games
• GRiD Computer Systems
• Computer salvage yard
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?

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