Findings:

• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• Things never were what they used to be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• They Might Be Giants
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• University students can be really stupid
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• What can be better than that?
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• No one can be in two places at once
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• murder can be fun
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• What is and what should never be
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I never thought it would be like this
• There will never be another you
• There can be only one
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Be all that you can be
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'll never be the other woman
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• They will not be named!
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Exes can be good things
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Can we still be friends?
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• We never asked to be babysitters
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Marks which will never be broken
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• why you should never be a referee
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• We can be heroes
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• A dying playground can be Eden
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• What a kiss can be
• Any song can be a love song
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• play dumb
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Children can be cruel
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Automobile tire pressure
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Valour can be brown
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• It can be cold in the dark
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• TV can be a good thing
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• We Can Be Together
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• No one can be totally logical
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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