Findings:

• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• They all lived happily ever after
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• I was into them after they were hip
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• And They Believed Me!
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• I know they are watching me
• The owls are not what they seem
• They said no
• How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
• Rape committed by women
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• They want me for a focus group!
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Kids that age think they know it all
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• They Know Me
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• play dumb
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Live Era '87-'93
• They think I'm a god
• They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
• People want what they cannot have
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• First They Came
• Things they should teach in school
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• They always jump off the east side
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They don't know what they're missing
• Prilosec
• Now you do what they told ya
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• They hum like angels
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• They're drugs, they change you
• They just kind of went away
• Things you give people that they keep
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• They had been expecting me
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• The Things They Carried
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• They Were Eleven
• that lump they call your brain
• You stole what they would have given you
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• How They Came to Bunbury
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The Department of They
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• How they Matched the Fuddles
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• They Might Be Giants
• They danced with fire claws
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• They killed our Lord
• cat haters
• they
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• Of course, they were wrong
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• But what are they really thinking?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• They moved like a river
• They Flee From Me
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Ground rush
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• They Live
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They don't understand my tea
• They mass produce plastic women
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• The Harder They Come
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Automobile tire pressure
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• They don't touch me the same way
• They asked me to write a letter
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They might not need me - yet they might -

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