Findings:

• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Live Era '87-'93
• People want what they cannot have
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• They Don't Want Me
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• They want me for a focus group!
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• So your kids want a pet
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• They killed our Lord
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• Ground rush
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• The Ten Commandments revised
• First They Came
• Prilosec
• They don't know what they're missing
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• Things you give people that they keep
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Of course, they were wrong
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• I know they are watching me
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They moved like a river
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• They think I'm a god
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The Things They Carried
• They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
• They Know Me
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• They Flee From Me
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Things they should teach in school
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Automobile tire pressure
• The Harder They Come
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• that lump they call your brain
• They had been expecting me
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Rape committed by women
• How They Came to Bunbury
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• How they Matched the Fuddles
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• They Love Each Other
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• You stole what they would have given you
• They Were Eleven
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• play dumb
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• They Live
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• I was into them after they were hip
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• The owls are not what they seem
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• They always jump off the east side
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• They mass produce plastic women
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They don't understand my tea
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They must have faces
• Now you do what they told ya
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• And They Believed Me!
• They asked me to write a letter
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• But what are they really thinking?
• They said no
• They hum like angels
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• They're drugs, they change you
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They don't touch me the same way

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